Sorry, But .."You're Not His Only Girlfriend"

Have you ever wondered why you have this "funny" feeling about your guy? Why is it so complicated? Should I feel like this? Well I have a list of ways to tell if you're not his "only" girlfriend. So Here we go...

• If you've never met his mother or any of his family.
• You only know his "facebook" name.
• He only calls you at 3 a.m, after the club & coney island.
• None of his friends "know" you, or have ever heard of you.
• If he has several friends that are girls.."girlfriends"
• He never takes you out.
• His phone is always "dead" (on silent) when he's around you.
• He never answers the phone in front of you, he makes up lame excuses ( "I really dont feel like talking to "him" right now") Yet Its the so-called same person he's always talking to when he's NOT with you!
• He never makes time to spend with you.
• He's in a relationship with someone else on facebook ("thats a fake marriage"--his words)
• He can easily get "Mad" about something and go DAYS without talking to/seeing you at all. (Usually happens around holidays, parties/events, etc.)
• Most of your conversations are via Facebook, Myspace, Aim, Twitter---> you get the picture!
• He ALWAYS Make you"Fall-In-Line" after Basketball, His boys, Football, The club, Even His Mother!

* If you can relate to ANY of the above statements, Your not his Only girlfriend. You may not be his "Real" girlfriend, actually He may Not even be Into you at all. SORRY! Sad. But True!!